Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Old and Wise Sayings

This is from one of those mass e-mails that folks pass around. I did like several of these so I am posting it.

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

  • It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

  • Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

  • Don't squat with your spurs on.

  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. I am have the worst memory, good thing I always tell the truth or I would so get busted with any lies that I might tell.

  • Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

  • Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  • Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

  • Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

  • Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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